Somtimes I wish...

people would stop doing stupid things with their time. But then, these idiots are elected members of the legislative branch of the US government.

In the spirit of this light-hearted attempt to let the French know their displeasure, I have added my own: from now on, I shall refer to "American" Cheese as "Dumbass" Cheese. Now, get back to work, and stop wasting time.