This-or-That 2003 07 15

This-or-That for today:

1. Bugs Bunny or Daffy Duck? - Bugs of course. Daffy's just a dolt.
2. Tom or Jerry? - Mighty mouse kicks both their asses!
3. Mickey Mouse or Donald Duck? - Donald, of course. Mickey's voice can kill flies at 1000 paces!
4. Rocky & Bullwinkle or Boris & Natasha? - R&B, baby!
5. Road Runner or Wile E. Coyote? - Wile E. Coyote, of course. He's single-handedly made me a fortune on my Acme shares!
6. Sylvester or Tweety? - Sylvester. Sufferin' Succotash!
7. Popeye or Bluto? - who? Just kidding. Popeye.
8. South Park or The Simpsons? - The Simpsons.
9. Jetsons or Flintstones? - Flintstones. How can you not like a show with so many geological puns?
10. And finally, the eternal question asked by all good Scooby-Doo fans: Velma or Daphne? - You're kidding, right? Please tell me you're kidding, and you're not some lame-ass toonophile...