Heard 'in passing...'

If you're expecting, as some of our friends are, and you're tired of the stupid, rude and overly personal questions strangers ask you, here's a good comeback, found at In Passing:

"I might have to put her up for adoption, though."
"Oh, I'm so sorry. Forgive me for asking."
"But only if she turns out to be a Redskins fan. It's too early to tell right now."

--A pregnant woman and an elderly woman talking in the shoe section at Bloomingdales.

Feel free to replace "Redskins" with the sports team/band/singer/actor of your choice.

Posted by Squiddy at August 14, 2003 11:34 AM | TrackBack