This just in...

Hot off the presses at the WeeklyWorld News:

I'm not saying they're 100% correct here, but... it would explain much, would it not? I mean, the US ain't lookin' for these babies, are they? They're looking for chemical and biological weapons, and maybe the odd nuclear warhead. These babies would be a) harder to hide and b) harder and more expensive to feed.. so, of course the US missed them!

And some people call the Weekly World News a rag...

Posted by Squiddy at August 10, 2003 11:59 PM | TrackBack