February 29, 2004

It was only a matter of time...

In the Weekly World News category this week, we have the logical followup to Saddam's capture:

OSAMA'S SECRET SURRENDER! Lovesick Bin Laden lays down his arms to join sweetheart Saddam in jail

Posted by Squiddy at 11:55 PM | TrackBack | Comments (1)

February 21, 2004

Friday Five 2004 02 20

Friday Five for this week:

    When was the last time you...
  1. ...went to the doctor? - About a month ago - my right index finger seems to be suffering from all the mousing involved in my work and hobby. *sigh*
  2. ...went to the dentist? - 1.5 years ago. The last time I had dental coverage. *sigh*
  3. ...filled your gas tank? - 1.5 weeks ago.
  4. ...got enough sleep? - By what definition? I get enough sleep for me most nights, but most people wouldn't consider 5-6 hours enough.
  5. ...backed up your computer? - I didn't know this thing had reverse!

February 06, 2004

Friday Five 2004 02 06

  1. What's the most daring thing you've ever done? - When I met Russian Premier Leonid Breshnev in 1973, I tweaked his nose. He had me executed. I didn't do it again.
  2. What one thing would you like to try that your mother/friend/significant other would never approve of? - I've always wanted to enter the world of Professional Tiddlywinks. I think I could be a contender...
  3. On a scale of 1-10, what's your risk factor? (1=never take risks, 10=it's a lifestyle) - 15. I'm more of a daredevil than Evel Knievel! No, really, I am!
  4. What's the best thing that's ever happened to you as a result of being bold/risky? - I lived to tell the tale.
  5. ... and what's the worst? - I died. (See #1)