What does it say in the signature line of your emails? - absolutely nothing. What a waste of bandwidth. No, one silly little line in one silly little e-mail isn't a big deal, but it adds up.
Did you have a senior quote in your high school yearbook? What was it? If you haven't graduated yet, what would you like your quote to be? - quote? heck, I didn't even bother to show up for photos.
If you had vanity plates on your car, what would they read? If you already have them, what do they say? - "SQUIDDY", of course. Not that I'd get them, but if I did, that's what they'd say.
Have you received any gifts with messages engraved upon them? What did the inscription say? - Nope. Never.
What would you like your epitaph to be? - "Only 120 years?!? What a ripoff!".