February 29, 2004

It was only a matter of time...

In the Weekly World News category this week, we have the logical followup to Saddam's capture:

OSAMA'S SECRET SURRENDER! Lovesick Bin Laden lays down his arms to join sweetheart Saddam in jail

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August 10, 2003

This just in...

Hot off the presses at the WeeklyWorld News:
Saddam's Weapons of Mass Destruction - Killer Dinosaurs!

I'm not saying they're 100% correct here, but... it would explain much, would it not? I mean, the US ain't lookin' for these babies, are they? They're looking for chemical and biological weapons, and maybe the odd nuclear warhead. These babies would be a) harder to hide and b) harder and more expensive to feed.. so, of course the US missed them!

And some people call the Weekly World News a rag...

August 09, 2003

June 22, 2003

Forbidden Love!

From the front page of the current issue of the Weekly World News:

[note: photo was not in Wayback Machine's archives. will try to track it down and include it.]

Have a peek in the checkout line at your local grocery store...